learning how to speak your mind is so terrifying but its 100 million times better than stewing in silence and hoping someone picks up on your vibes
damn mother nature thicc
now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit
not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket
here are some things I just heard:
- a door slamming
- someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
- the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
- someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice
A Cat, a cat owner, and a cat lover who doesn’t own a cat yet.
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
doctor banner and mr. hulk
still haven’t fucked on a balcony and im mad about it
i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready